Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking
OH MY GOD.
Six selfies! Tried to keep them in chronological order!
1. Jack and I flexing faces
2. A dumb first date pic
3. Lana Del Rey impersonation
5. New Year’s Eve
6. Birthday Princess!
listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.
“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”
“Adventure Is Out There!”
Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.
THIS WAS NOT OKAY
HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE
I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was
All right!!! queertzal tagged in a selfie thing?? I tried to find ones that weren’t in my face tag so I started from the top of my phone thing to grab some old ones
We got a little bit of everything!! Beauty school,after a swim, when Emma and I were training pippin to be a shoulder cat when he was itty bitty, and three regular Mohawk selfies!! (Featuring dermals in the bottom center, and Jordan on the right)
Don’t feel obligated you guys don’t have to!!! But if you want join the selfie fuuuuuun
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known.
Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling at people.
Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)
okay but THEY INCLUDED THE DOGGIE AND IT HAS LIL GREY HAIRS ON ITS FACE AHHH SO DISTINGUISHED AND MAJESTIC THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was